EVERYTHING I LOVE IS ILLEGAL, EXPENSIVE, OR BLONDE OVERSIZED T-SHIRT

EAT ITALIAN, DRIVE GERMAN, MARRY SLAVIC OVERSIZED T-SHIRT

NO RICH PARENTS, JUST HARD WORK OVERSIZED T-SHIRT

BOYS DO CRY OVERSIZED T-SHIRT

NEED MONEY FOR LAMBORGHINI OVERSIZED T-SHIRT

CHILD OF GOD OVERSIZED T-SHIRT

SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO SAY PIZDEC AND MOVE ON OVERSIZED T-SHIRT

I'M NOT FLIRTING I'M JUST HOT AND FRIENDLY OVERSIZED T-SHIRT

EVERYTHING I LOVE IS SLAVIC, CHAOTIC,OR TOO HOT TO HANDLE OVERSIZED T-SHIRT

IF I'M TOO MUCH GO FIND LESS SEMI-FITTED T-SHIRT

I'M SLAVIC, BLONDE AND NOT EASY TO HANDLE SEMI-FITTED T-SHIRT

I'M SLAVIC, BRUNETTE AND NOT EASY TO HANDLE SEMI-FITTED T-SHIRT